- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

This is an anti-joke.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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