How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

fduck

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

fish fishy caoimhin

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Michael Brown

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Yo mama so fat.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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