A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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