Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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your life

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Who invented apple? God

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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nice tits.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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God

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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poop

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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