- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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