Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Jellybeans

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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TRICERATOPS!

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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