I have an erection My mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Daniel is a fag

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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