- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Boys have swag, real men have class

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Mogok Papiti.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Bob Saget

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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