what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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A woman wears a dress.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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