The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Wolfjob.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Cancer.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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