What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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