- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How come anti jokes r funny

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

speech and debate.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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