- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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