- Anti Joke

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

have safe sex

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A seal walks into a club.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!