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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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