raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Major League Soccer

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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