If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

This is funny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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