- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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