- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Nuneaton..

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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