- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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