A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it? If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard. A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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