What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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knock knock

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Compton

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

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