- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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