You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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