- Anti Joke

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it