- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

A Sloth runs...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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