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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Robin, get in the batmobile

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Ask me if im a tree? No

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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