What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

batman has diarrhea

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Cool Brian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's old and wrinkly? old people

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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