- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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