Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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A woman walks into a bar.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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