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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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