What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Im gay What about you

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Women's rights

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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