How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Women's Rights.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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One day a man walked into a wall

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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