There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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