- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

One day a man walked into a wall

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Stop. Seriously stop.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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