- Anti Joke

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

boobs!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.