- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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