- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Justin beiber..

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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