Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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epic win?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Chuck Norris.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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