- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Banana Hamock.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

when debbie meets downer

i have a christmas tree.

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