Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Justin Bieber

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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