- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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