Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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