- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

a. why? b. because

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Women's rights

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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