Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Whats worse than a joke? This

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Lets Go Lakers!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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