what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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