- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Stop procrastinating.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

David Cameron

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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