- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

YOU

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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