- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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