How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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feminism

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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womens rights.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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rocky is here again.......................

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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