Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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kill yourself

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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