Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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