How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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adam hodgson !

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

whats 7+4? 74

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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