Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

mental kid

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

why did the man die? he had cancer

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

the redsox

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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