Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A paralysed man falls over.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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