- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Who invented apple? God

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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