- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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