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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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YOU

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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