- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

willam dafoe

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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