A woman comes at the doctor.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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