What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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