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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

a black guy walks into a black bar

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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