what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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