Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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