What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Connor is homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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