how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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