knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Coldpaly is a good band

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Anti Joke

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