A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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