What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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