- Anti Joke

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

YOU

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

I'm going as the joker for halloween

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy