- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

i am and me is i

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

no really what are ur names?

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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