- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Who invented apple? God

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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