what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Feminism

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mom is so nice.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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