- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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