- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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