A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Women's Rights.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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