Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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