- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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