What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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im @ work, LOL.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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your mom is so fat.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Anti Joke

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