- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Who invented apple? God

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

This is funny.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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