If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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