- Anti Joke

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call an amazing person Good

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.