- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Im batman...suck it losers

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Koalas mum is a slut

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

go F*** yourself

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

darude- sandstorm

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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