A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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