- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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