What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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snooki

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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