Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

THE GAME

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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