An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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