- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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