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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do black people eat? Food.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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