a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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