A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Refrigerator

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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