Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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penis?

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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