- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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